In a far away hill town lived a man
Who for reasons unknown bought a catamaran

As the boat arrived
The man cried
He’d been taken for a ride

All I wanted was a caravan
Damn autocorrect spoilt the plan
Or was it a printer’s devil in your catalog
Who should I speak with
What do I do with this frog

Sorry sir, this is a no return
Once sold, it’s not our concern

The delivery man offloaded the boat
Forget a river, there wasn’t even a moat

Now you know the story behind the plan
As the TV headline screams
‘Hill man lives in a Catamaran’